this is probably the most accurate thing i’ve ever seen
FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!
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have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
Avengers pick up lines:
Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
Loki: Kneel.
